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#3449: A PETITION TO CONGRESS FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES (Tue, 2008 Dec 2) #3448: BRUSH FIRES (Mon, 2008 Dec 1) #3447: YES/NO ON 8 (Sun, 2008 Nov 30) #3446: IF I WERE PRESIDENT (Sat, 2008 Nov 29) #3445: GIVING YOU THE BIRD (Fri, 2008 Nov 28) #3444: TAKE A LITTLE TRYP (Thu, 2008 Nov 27) #3443: ANOTHER PROTEST CHANT (Wed, 2008 Nov 26) #3442: PUMPKIN-RELATED (Tue, 2008 Nov 25) #3441: TED TALK (Mon, 2008 Nov 24) #3440: FOO FIGHTERS (Sun, 2008 Nov 23) #3439: TUNA & CLOROX (Sat, 2008 Nov 22) #3438: SALIVA (Fri, 2008 Nov 21) #3437: GFG (Thu, 2008 Nov 20) #3436: DROP (Wed, 2008 Nov 19) #3435: TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO (Tue, 2008 Nov 18) #3434: QUEEN (Mon, 2008 Nov 17) #3433: GRANDMA (Sun, 2008 Nov 16) #3432: THE TUMMY (Sat, 2008 Nov 15) #3431: D.A.M. (Fri, 2008 Nov 14) #3430: MOTHER GOD (Thu, 2008 Nov 13) #3429: JOE (Wed, 2008 Nov 12) #3428: POOR LETTERMAN (Tue, 2008 Nov 11) #3427: AISLE VS. ISLE (Mon, 2008 Nov 10) #3426: A SINCERE OFFER (Sun, 2008 Nov 9) #3425: I HAVE A WIFE (Sat, 2008 Nov 8) #3424: COLT MODEL 1911 (Fri, 2008 Nov 7) #3423: MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH (Thu, 2008 Nov 6) #3422: LOL PRESIDENT (Wed, 2008 Nov 5) #3421: ELECTION ADVICE (Tue, 2008 Nov 4) #3420: POOR MADONNA (Mon, 2008 Nov 3) #3419: KNIGHT RIDER (Sun, 2008 Nov 2) #3418: ECONOMICS (Sat, 2008 Nov 1) #3417: BLOGSHARES (Fri, 2008 Oct 31) #3416: 54-40 (Thu, 2008 Oct 30) #3415: INFLATION (Wed, 2008 Oct 29) #3414: OVER (Tue, 2008 Oct 28) #3413: NOBODY'S BUSINESS (Mon, 2008 Oct 27) #3412: 24: SEASON 7 (Sun, 2008 Oct 26) #3411: AMERICAN MCGEE PRESENTS (Sat, 2008 Oct 25) #3410: STRANGELY APPROPRIATE (Fri, 2008 Oct 24) #3409: GOLF (Thu, 2008 Oct 23) #3408: PSYCHIC DETECTIVE (Wed, 2008 Oct 22) #3407: HOLODECK (Tue, 2008 Oct 21) #3406: SWOON (Mon, 2008 Oct 20) #3405: BODY WASH (Sun, 2008 Oct 19) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

<<< #3448: BRUSH FIRES | #3449: A PETITION TO CONGRESS FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES Tue, 2008 Dec 2 __ .;_.'\ / ' \ /, Y | Y | DEAR CONGRESS OF THESE FUCKING UNITED STATES, |- Q -| | | \ | | DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS ALREADY PLENTY FUCKED UP ENOUGH .^\_,_/^./~| |~~~~~~~~~| | LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE OR GET IT OFF THE BOOKS ||~~~;~~~|| | || ;)c:|| | BUT STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH IT YOU FUCKING FUCKS || '(; || | || ;)' || | SIGNED, THE UNITED STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA || {;} || | || ;)' || | ||:a(; || | || ;)' || | |'~~~~~~~'|/^\ .^~~~~~~~~~^\./ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~' PjP

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