(2:59:30 PM) MikeK: NickF: hot me up when you get off, we'll get drunk
(2:59:32 PM) MikeK: hit*
(2:59:35 PM) MikeK: hit hit hit
(2:59:36 PM) MikeK: fuck
(2:59:39 PM) Josef: hahaha
(2:59:42 PM) NickF: wow
(2:59:46 PM) ***TimG just spat red bull all over the screen
(2:59:49 PM) phil: lol
(2:59:51 PM) NickF: I didn't know you were like the MIke
(3:00:03 PM) Josef: wow
(3:00:06 PM) Josef: people can type
(4:50:47 PM) Tim: so nate rode in the back of my car the other night, and i had this bottle of water back there
(4:51:02 PM) Tim: when i went for my ride today, i grabbed that bottle of water and dumped it in my bottle for my bike
(4:51:09 PM) Tim: got down to the end of the trail
(4:51:11 PM) Tim: took a drink
(4:51:13 PM) Tim: vodka
(4:51:18 PM) Ben C.: hahaha
(4:51:45 PM) Tim: good prank, sure
(4:51:52 PM) Tim: but imagine if i got pulled over or something
(4:51:55 PM) Tim: i'd have been screwed
(4:52:06 PM) Tim: "what are you doing driving with a water bottle filled with vodka?"
(4:52:47 PM) Tim: i wasn't 100% sure about it until i got home and checked the bottle on the kitchen counter
(4:52:59 PM) Ben C.: thats funny
(4:51:02 PM) Tim: when i went for my ride today, i grabbed that bottle of water and dumped it in my bottle for my bike
(4:51:09 PM) Tim: got down to the end of the trail
(4:51:11 PM) Tim: took a drink
(4:51:13 PM) Tim: vodka
(4:51:18 PM) Ben C.: hahaha
(4:51:45 PM) Tim: good prank, sure
(4:51:52 PM) Tim: but imagine if i got pulled over or something
(4:51:55 PM) Tim: i'd have been screwed
(4:52:06 PM) Tim: "what are you doing driving with a water bottle filled with vodka?"
(4:52:47 PM) Tim: i wasn't 100% sure about it until i got home and checked the bottle on the kitchen counter
(4:52:59 PM) Ben C.: thats funny
In the movie industry it has been said never to work with childrens or animals. This is never more true than in the industry of porn.
-Jimmy Carr
-Jimmy Carr
BlackNine says:
hmmmm, which proxy
Menace says:
fuck proxies
BlackNine says:
i still like proxies
BlackNine says:
its like an internet condom
hmmmm, which proxy
Menace says:
fuck proxies
BlackNine says:
i still like proxies
BlackNine says:
its like an internet condom
(2:30:43 PM) Tim G.: so what's she doing here?
(2:30:54 PM) Ben C.: being annoying
(2:31:24 PM) Ben C.: im so tempted to say out loud "less skank, more tickets"
(2:31:40 PM) Ben C.: or "you can lead a whore to culture but you cant make her think"
(2:31:57 PM) Ben C.: or "you cant make shit any better by spraying it with perfume"
(2:30:54 PM) Ben C.: being annoying
(2:31:24 PM) Ben C.: im so tempted to say out loud "less skank, more tickets"
(2:31:40 PM) Ben C.: or "you can lead a whore to culture but you cant make her think"
(2:31:57 PM) Ben C.: or "you cant make shit any better by spraying it with perfume"
(9:22:23 PM) Tim: so how's that PHP learning?
(9:22:42 PM) BJ: uh....its great
(9:22:44 PM) BJ: :)
(9:22:47 PM) Tim: yeah, you've not touched it
(9:22:52 PM) Tim: that does it
(9:22:55 PM) Tim: you're coding the extranet
(9:22:57 PM) Tim: have fun
(9:22:57 PM) BJ: its this damn yahtzee
(9:23:00 PM) Tim: i want it done next friday
(9:23:02 PM) BJ: fine
(9:23:07 PM) BJ: yes maam
(9:23:16 PM) Tim: don't you mouth off to me like that, young man
(9:23:22 PM) BJ: sorry
(9:23:27 PM) Tim: go to your room
(9:23:34 PM) BJ: guess that means i am washing my own balls tonight
(9:23:40 PM) BJ: i am in my room
(9:23:45 PM) BJ: I HATE YOU
(9:23:47 PM) BJ: you dont love me
(9:23:52 PM) Tim: oh yeah?
(9:23:59 PM) Tim: just wait till your father gets home
(9:24:13 PM) BJ: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(9:24:27 PM) Tim: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL SON ANYHOW!
(9:25:08 PM) BJ: so dreams do come true
(9:22:42 PM) BJ: uh....its great
(9:22:44 PM) BJ: :)
(9:22:47 PM) Tim: yeah, you've not touched it
(9:22:52 PM) Tim: that does it
(9:22:55 PM) Tim: you're coding the extranet
(9:22:57 PM) Tim: have fun
(9:22:57 PM) BJ: its this damn yahtzee
(9:23:00 PM) Tim: i want it done next friday
(9:23:02 PM) BJ: fine
(9:23:07 PM) BJ: yes maam
(9:23:16 PM) Tim: don't you mouth off to me like that, young man
(9:23:22 PM) BJ: sorry
(9:23:27 PM) Tim: go to your room
(9:23:34 PM) BJ: guess that means i am washing my own balls tonight
(9:23:40 PM) BJ: i am in my room
(9:23:45 PM) BJ: I HATE YOU
(9:23:47 PM) BJ: you dont love me
(9:23:52 PM) Tim: oh yeah?
(9:23:59 PM) Tim: just wait till your father gets home
(9:24:13 PM) BJ: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(9:24:27 PM) Tim: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL SON ANYHOW!
(9:25:08 PM) BJ: so dreams do come true
(12:18:31 AM) Tim: you're getting weird and stuff
(12:18:43 AM) Tim: -getting
(12:18:49 AM) Macguy: nah, ive been away from the internet for most of the week
(12:19:00 AM) Tim: yet your job is the internet?
(12:19:00 AM) Macguy: its all coming out now
(12:19:06 AM) Macguy: dude, i know
(12:18:43 AM) Tim: -getting
(12:18:49 AM) Macguy: nah, ive been away from the internet for most of the week
(12:19:00 AM) Tim: yet your job is the internet?
(12:19:00 AM) Macguy: its all coming out now
(12:19:06 AM) Macguy: dude, i know
(10:20:33 PM) Tim: i've had the same thought about cars as i do guns
(10:20:43 PM) Tim: you shouldn't be allowed to own or operate one without knowing how it works
(10:20:53 PM) Macguy: hmm
(10:21:00 PM) Tim: think about it
(10:21:05 PM) Tim: there'd be less wrecks
(10:21:10 PM) Tim: less broken down cars
(10:21:10 PM) Macguy: i have a general idea, but i wouldnt take my car apart
(10:21:15 PM) Tim: i would
(10:21:16 PM) Tim: er
(10:21:17 PM) Tim: wait
(10:21:19 PM) Tim: no i wouldnt
(10:21:22 PM) Tim: you drive a dodge
(10:21:23 PM) Tim: screw that
(10:21:30 PM) Tim: that's like saying you'd willingly get an enema
(10:20:43 PM) Tim: you shouldn't be allowed to own or operate one without knowing how it works
(10:20:53 PM) Macguy: hmm
(10:21:00 PM) Tim: think about it
(10:21:05 PM) Tim: there'd be less wrecks
(10:21:10 PM) Tim: less broken down cars
(10:21:10 PM) Macguy: i have a general idea, but i wouldnt take my car apart
(10:21:15 PM) Tim: i would
(10:21:16 PM) Tim: er
(10:21:17 PM) Tim: wait
(10:21:19 PM) Tim: no i wouldnt
(10:21:22 PM) Tim: you drive a dodge
(10:21:23 PM) Tim: screw that
(10:21:30 PM) Tim: that's like saying you'd willingly get an enema
(10:58:11 PM) Bit_Logic: quit clogging my tubes
(10:58:24 PM) Tim: why? are your internets slow?
(10:58:53 PM) Bit_Logic: like a truck
(10:58:24 PM) Tim: why? are your internets slow?
(10:58:53 PM) Bit_Logic: like a truck
(8:25:08 PM) Tim: i'll be back in a bit... going for a quick jog down the road
(8:40:17 PM) Tim: i wasted all that gas to get a flat, expired bottle of pop
(8:40:26 PM) Josh: I thought you said you were going for a jog?
(8:40:34 PM) Tim: me? physical activity?
(8:40:35 PM) Tim: hahahahaha
(8:40:42 PM) Josh: That's what I said.
(8:40:17 PM) Tim: i wasted all that gas to get a flat, expired bottle of pop
(8:40:26 PM) Josh: I thought you said you were going for a jog?
(8:40:34 PM) Tim: me? physical activity?
(8:40:35 PM) Tim: hahahahaha
(8:40:42 PM) Josh: That's what I said.
(11:44:37 PM) Bit_Logic: yeah, I don't know shit about cars =\
(11:45:01 PM) Bit_Logic: I understand that the wheels play some critical role, but beyond that I'm lost
(11:45:01 PM) Bit_Logic: I understand that the wheels play some critical role, but beyond that I'm lost
(2:57:15 PM) Alex: sata isnt hot swap right?
(2:57:23 PM) Tim: i think it is, actually
(2:57:29 PM) Alex: really.
(2:57:31 PM) Alex: well lets try it
(2:57:42 PM) Tim: i know from experience that ISA isn't
(2:57:42 PM) Tim: :P
(2:57:50 PM) Alex: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(2:57:51 PM) Alex: yeah no shit
(2:57:23 PM) Tim: i think it is, actually
(2:57:29 PM) Alex: really.
(2:57:31 PM) Alex: well lets try it
(2:57:42 PM) Tim: i know from experience that ISA isn't
(2:57:42 PM) Tim: :P
(2:57:50 PM) Alex: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(2:57:51 PM) Alex: yeah no shit
(2:50:03 PM) Tim: your mother smells of elderberries
(2:57:02 PM) Matt: thanks, I think
(2:57:13 PM) Tim: it's actually a sweet smell
(2:57:26 PM) Matt: you not dead then?
(2:57:02 PM) Matt: thanks, I think
(2:57:13 PM) Tim: it's actually a sweet smell
(2:57:26 PM) Matt: you not dead then?
(8:37:19 PM) Macguy: well shit
(8:37:23 PM) Macguy: my ipod is beeping
(8:37:28 PM) Macguy: not good beeps
(8:37:36 PM) Tim: it's swearing
(8:37:44 PM) Tim: and due to censorship, all you hear is the beeping
(8:37:52 PM) Macguy: fuck
(8:37:56 PM) Macguy: i think it just died
(8:38:02 PM) Macguy: that is not cool
(8:38:06 PM) Tim: i'd probably swear on my way out too
(8:37:23 PM) Macguy: my ipod is beeping
(8:37:28 PM) Macguy: not good beeps
(8:37:36 PM) Tim: it's swearing
(8:37:44 PM) Tim: and due to censorship, all you hear is the beeping
(8:37:52 PM) Macguy: fuck
(8:37:56 PM) Macguy: i think it just died
(8:38:02 PM) Macguy: that is not cool
(8:38:06 PM) Tim: i'd probably swear on my way out too
(7:04:55 PM) Kris: I love liberal wack jobs
(7:05:02 PM) Kris: everyone must be coddled
(7:05:03 PM) Tim: not me
(7:05:08 PM) Tim: i hate them with a passion
(7:05:12 PM) Kris: me either, it was sarcasm
(7:05:18 PM) Tim: i'd like to lock 'em all up in a room with a bunch of firearms
(7:05:24 PM) Tim: because, oh my goodness, guns kill people
(7:05:28 PM) Kris: LOL
(7:05:02 PM) Kris: everyone must be coddled
(7:05:03 PM) Tim: not me
(7:05:08 PM) Tim: i hate them with a passion
(7:05:12 PM) Kris: me either, it was sarcasm
(7:05:18 PM) Tim: i'd like to lock 'em all up in a room with a bunch of firearms
(7:05:24 PM) Tim: because, oh my goodness, guns kill people
(7:05:28 PM) Kris: LOL
(11:02:59 PM) Tim: good thing i made my cpanel password uber obscure
(11:03:11 PM) Macguy: is it army boots?
(11:03:20 PM) Tim: no
(11:03:22 PM) Tim: brahama
(11:03:29 PM) Tim: i love wal-mart's footwear department
(11:04:16 PM) Macguy: "Flip Flops, Buy 2 get 1 free!"
(11:04:25 PM) Macguy: bwahahah
(11:04:30 PM) Macguy: thats fucking hilarious
(11:04:32 PM) Macguy: i love me
(11:03:11 PM) Macguy: is it army boots?
(11:03:20 PM) Tim: no
(11:03:22 PM) Tim: brahama
(11:03:29 PM) Tim: i love wal-mart's footwear department
(11:04:16 PM) Macguy: "Flip Flops, Buy 2 get 1 free!"
(11:04:25 PM) Macguy: bwahahah
(11:04:30 PM) Macguy: thats fucking hilarious
(11:04:32 PM) Macguy: i love me
<bukannn> not angry again.
<bukannn> yoga.
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<LukeB> ...
<Mordecai> yoga causes read errors
<bukannn> yoga.
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<Mordecai> yoga causes read errors
(9:41:27 PM) Tim: you mother wears army boots
(9:41:34 PM) Josh: ...what's your point?
(9:41:45 PM) Tim: your sister is a gerbil
(9:42:00 PM) Josh: That would explain the clawing. :/
(9:42:21 PM) Tim: so put 2 and 2 together
(9:42:33 PM) Tim: your army-boot-wearing mother gave birth to a gerbil
(9:42:51 PM) ***Josh takes a few minutes to 2+2 in his head.
(9:43:29 PM) Josh: ...my mother was in an elite commando unit dispatched to fight back the raging hordes of mutant gerbils and was ravaged by one in the process?
(9:41:34 PM) Josh: ...what's your point?
(9:41:45 PM) Tim: your sister is a gerbil
(9:42:00 PM) Josh: That would explain the clawing. :/
(9:42:21 PM) Tim: so put 2 and 2 together
(9:42:33 PM) Tim: your army-boot-wearing mother gave birth to a gerbil
(9:42:51 PM) ***Josh takes a few minutes to 2+2 in his head.
(9:43:29 PM) Josh: ...my mother was in an elite commando unit dispatched to fight back the raging hordes of mutant gerbils and was ravaged by one in the process?
Tim (5:54:24 PM): greetings from my car, parked outside a public library an hour from home
Tim (5:54:25 PM): :D
MSN (5:55:04 PM): Tim has logged off
Teddy (5:55:04 PM): hows the speed?
Teddy (5:55:12 PM): oh.
Tim (5:54:25 PM): :D
MSN (5:55:04 PM): Tim has logged off
Teddy (5:55:04 PM): hows the speed?
Teddy (5:55:12 PM): oh.
Jenn: Crows are funny. Are crows monotonous?
Kris: <laughs> That's not the word you mean.
Jenn: Oh, are crows monogamous?
Kris: <laughs> That's not the word you mean.
Jenn: Oh, are crows monogamous?