Who told her that outfit was a good idea?

God, when is she going to die of embarassment?

Jesus Christ, haven't we seen enough of this hag lately?

*embarrassment*

that concussion I suffered last night from the blast of the firecracker I stuffed in my vagina and lit is still fucking with me.

And that anchor looks like an arrow pointing directly to her mangled twat. I guess when a woman is this much of a train wreck, she needs to give people directions just to find bits of her anatomy.

Not first! 8-|

aeiou - Vowel face - This thread has been over at Yeeeah.com since 6:15am this morning.

Take your chicken ass back to the farm!

http://yeeeah.com/blog/

#3 The things a gal has to resort to in order to get a good bang...

An anchor pointing down to her crotch.

That's so becoming.

I'm actually starting to feel sorry for her - seems she can't go anywhere without a horde of cameramen around her. I could think of much better people to follow around.

When does she not show some nipple? I've hung out with her before and whenever she is hanging out with all her friends, she lifts up her shirt and goes, "Oops! My nipple popped out!" and then starts laughing. Nobody else really laughs, since she does it pretty much everytime we go out, but it seems to be a running joke within the group.

youtuberoast.com

She looks so strung out. =P

You're gonna put someone's eye out with those, Linds.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

nice to see her not looking anorexic at least.
here's some before pics of when she was hotter.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com/2006/11/lindsay-lohan.html

I love how the arrow points up toward both of her knockers AND down at her vajayjay. She's so subtle!

Oh, and someone should numb chuck her sylist cause that dark outfit with her white skin nearly makes me wanna have a seizure. And don't even get me started on those damn nails....

LOL @ Poster # 2.

Lohan is a smart woman when she's not wrecked on whatever methamphetamine she decided to inhale/take that day.

She does this for publicity. Like when she was in the parking lot kicking her legs up. What is even more sad thought is the photographers who sat there filming it. There is better news makes in the world.

http://www.digital-six.net

Hey Lindsay (1st pic)- nice sunglasses, you fucking dumbass.

Am I the only one to bring out the sailor joke here?
Obviously, she loves seamen!

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

I wonder how much she spent on that outfit. Probably a few hundred bucks. God, ugly sure is expensive.

What really sucks is this stupid little twat is actually a good actress on film! I saw my first movie with her in it and she IS talented! Gasp! Such a shame...
I also agree with the PP about the friggin' nails! When, oh when will black nails and leggings go back out of style, where they belong?!

#7

You ain't kidding. I watched about ten minutes of the Parent Trap on Disney last night and wanted a firecrotch just like little Lilo.

It worked.

What does one whale say to another? "I love breaking up their boats but I hate swallowing the seamen!"

Hohan's outfit makes me want to sing a pirate shanty like "Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum."

#3 - Very coy of you to call me a firecracker... but thanks.

Seriously, I'm out of Lohan material. Please find a picture of her blowing a horse, or the now requisite sex tape. Or topless.

Rich - you're very welcome, you tall, dark chocolate, thunder hunk of a man!

Looks like she put on some Nipplicious!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/nipplicious-nipple-arousal-gel.htm

That Storm Trooper is going to be pissed when he finds his boots missing.

The only way this shirt would surprise me is if she had cut out circles for her nipples.

www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

Cunt whore slut!

http://www.veryliberating.com

yeah and 4 comments in all that time. very impressive. hope there's a big raid array on that server to hold the tremendous volume of comments for the site.

Seriously ground breaking news. Ed Bradley who? psssh.

Rich - I told you so! See what Democrats have in store for us:

http://www.rightwasright.us/

I wouldn't drop my anchor in that pussy, might get torn up by barnacles on the way back up..........

sour grapes from sore losers

#30 - HA!!!

Seriously, on that list, #6 is better than the plan we have now... who wants that Sadr guy? #11 - mandatory corporate welfare? And finally #22, they can have Texas back.

Commish, I'm an independent... in this election the spineless beat the mindless as far as I'm concerned.

Oh yeah, Lohan would be better looking with bigger nipples...

#30 Thank you, Commish, that went to to my rapid Repub bro as a "neener neener neener".

I'm also an independent, but I have to tell you that according to Dem buddies Carter is NOT going on Mt. Rushmore. Clinton is.

Does no one notice she's dressed like a mid-70's anime cartoon character? She should be flying in with a cape from the pirate spaceship where she just vanquished all the pirates with her blazing crotch of fury... HEEEEE - YA!
like, battle of the plaents? G-force? Gundam wing? comeon!

This just in . . . .
Shar Jackson speaks nicely about K-Earl, and confesses that he doesn't pay her child support.
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20061110/D8L9UP700.html

In other news, Axl Rose cancels another concert - this time because the band was forbidden from drinking on stage.
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20061110/D8LAB45G0.html

Full commentary from the Fish on these breaking stories available next Wednesday. Everyone else feel free to start the celeb-bashing now.

Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum!

And Shaun, for the last fucking time, your digital six site totally gargles monkey spunk. I can't believe you call yourself a web designer. Your site is like the Special Olympics of web design.

You might have more success in life as a ditch digger, or a fluffer for gay porn.

She looks like Shirley Temple's slutty goth sister.

I think the arrow takes the focus off her nipples and puts it where she wants it to be

www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

#10

Ah. You must be her "other group". She actually flashes us from down below and says, "Oops, my hairless bulge popped out!"

Don't worry, though, you'll get that status with her someday.

Mr. Burns: "What do you think, Smithers?"
Smithers: "I think women and seamen don't mix."
Mr. Burns: "We know what you think. Young lady, you're hired!"

How the hell can you post a hyper-link? I mine only posts as text. WTF!!

Ahoy, Firecrotch!

http://www.HolyCandy.com

She wears this as a tribute to the brave men and women of the 2nd Fleet of the US Navy that she has had sex with.

...and I mean the ENTIRE 2nd Fleet of the US Navy.

I'd still give 'er a little *motorboat*

Rich and sexy- your welcome. At least I have a sense of humor, unlike some sore losers in Washington.

This is obviously a vintage outfit that she borrowed from Cher's closet, circa 1970...
#30 - love the site and passing it on.

Jrz - This just in! AP is reporting the ENTIRE 2nd Fleet of the US Navy has been unable to perform their sworn duties due to incessant crotch itching... more to come...

Second Fleet Torpedoes Lohan

Lohan's vag is her anchor, as it certainly isn't her acting ability.

And really, if she didn't wear an adult diaper, it would drag on the floor.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

#17: Nicely Done! I actually laughed out loud

#35: I was totally thinking, "why is she dressed like sailor-moon?"

#34- Hell, yes! Bubba on Mt. Rushmore! But ONLY if Monica is immortalized in rock further down the mountain, gobbling his cock. (You know, the way Sally Hemmings should be with Thomas Jefferson...)

i love you superficial guy.
srsly.
your comment about the pointer made me laugh.
PLEASE keep me laughing everyday.
haha
i love you superficial guy.
srsly.
your comment about the pointer made me laugh.
PLEASE keep me laughing everyday.
haha

i would never wear colors that dark. everybody would be able to see the white stains when i bend over.

I rarely give the Fish props, but this is funny shit.

"...she'd also need one on the back and another facing her head. And then maybe on the front in big bold letters 'At the same time' with a little picture of a donkey."

that is one great body...

would i take it to bed?

in a heartbeat

[is that why we take abeta blocker?]

how's aliana btw ?

actually i might wear that outfit..doesn't look too bad on her neither, but the nipple disturbs me. Wait v.v she disturbs me.

I'm so sick of her double chin. It's so flappy, look at it.

GET A FUCKING CHIN LIPO BITCH!

Why the hell is she always carrying tons of heavy shit with her “hurt” arm, look at most of he images - always the “sore” arm! WTF

Is it just me, or is LiLo starting to look an awful lot like Jacqueline Susann? Which is fitting, because the girl is the entire cast of "Valley Of The Dolls" in one giant, diseased package. Eeeeeeewwww!

"Wanna get down with me?"

So, the big arrow is point to her coochie, and the little arrows are pointing at her nips? Is there a big arrow on the back of the shirt pointing down with the words "My Pooper?"

The arrow is poiting to where the disgusting smell is commin' from.

2006-11-13 00:24:03 - www.pr-inside.com

MEAN GIRLS star LINDSAY LOHAN has hit out at reports she was involved in a car crash with the paparazzi on Monday night (06NOV06) and insists the entire incident was fabricated.
Media reports claimed the star was chased by a photographer who slammed into the back of her Mercedes after she left Hollywood hot spot Hyde at around 2 am.
But Lohan insists, "No accident. Nothing ever happened. I swear to God. My mother called me and so did my friend.
"My mom said, 'Are you OK? What happened? Did you get into a car accident' and I said, 'No, I never got into any sort of accident,' because I didn't.
"My friend thought I was in the hospital. I got calls from people I haven't spoken to in five years! "At this point there's nothing left for people to make up about me and no other stories that they can manifest so they're just repeating old ones. "I'm waiting for them to say I'm pregnant or something crazy."

as super frog snoozes at the weekend
we thought you could do with this
piece of linds non-news

hey babe, you're not preggers are you?
...or just crazy like the rest of us : )

#66
"And I didn't call Paris a 'cunt', either. It didn't happen, I swear to God. This is just an old story they're repeating from when I called Paris a 'cunt' constantly earlier in the year."

Where is her phone from?

Stop the madness. Lindsay is a classy, beautiful, talented woman.

BWHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

#18
Yeah it sure is expensive to look so cheap..

That dress should come with a sign reading "penis goes here."

#9

...and there's the point :)

still having fun ?

#15

apparenently that should have been #`15

ooo watch this guys :)

wow nice :)