wow. I have been living with my tortoise for 5 year and I am truly shocked and slightly horrified right now. I seriously had no idea I had one of things living in my house with me all this time. (the giant purple monster thing is coming from INside the house!!!) my tortoise is a different kind and he happens to have a much smaller penis, but I still fear the day when that thing rears its ugly head. I do think it's endearing though the way the tortoise looks all sincere and into it. cute.
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WTF