Apr 24 2007Britney Spears shows off her body

Plastic Surgery - It does a body good.

What is up w/those cowboy boots? She wears those tired things NON-STOP. Note to Brit: you're rich, buy some nice shoes.

body double!

Those boots gotta reek.

And I hope her "Inspector Gadget" hat doesn't start a trend.

Look at those legs. Is her comeback going to include becoming the kicker for the Patriots?

Third!!! damn...

guess money does a body good!

(sorry dancing queen i thought that up when i was reading it!)

Maybe she could make a comeback after all. Lots of guys would go for the fantasy that Barbie could become a mom, twice, and then go back to being a blonde hooker with a biteable butt. I mean, look at all the guys who were lusting after that granny-tranny vulcan yesterday (Jennifer Tilly). It's impossible to underestimate this audience.

In the shots of her back (like no. 18), you can see she got a tattoo of a Kabbalistic healing word on the upper nape of her neck, right above her gold crucifix. I guess she's covering all her bases!

Cowboy hookers from hell!

Pantera...no? Anyone? Anyone?

I've made myself laugh. And goddamnit that's enough.

Wow. She still has jiggly chubby arms but sports a toned belly. Definitely quite a bit of lipo has occurred the last four months. Wish I had her money to go get some nip/tuck.

Brit, what is up with the torn hosiery. Holes in your hooker fishnets is never cool. Come now.

Damn, Brit's lookin' ass-smackalicious.

WHAT? Suri Cruise celebrates her first birthday and all we get are pictures of a has-been pop star and a story about one slut getting mad at two other sluts? the injustice.

i hate the fact that i'm mildly attracted to this.

Brit, we wanted you to wear panties, and by gawd, there they are.

You know, it seems like we see her really short hair kind of poking out from under the wig more often than not. I kinda feel like she either needs to shell out for better wigs that she can wear without hats, or just do a short haircut. What she’s doing right now is kinda stupid and ridiculous.

Also, I’m getting so sick of seeing those fucking shoes. Seriously, every post that comes up about her, I think to myself, “Surely she won’t be wearing those horrible high-heel cowboy boots again. She reads press on herself, so I’m sure she knows what people are saying about how she dresses.” And then lo and behold, every single time we see her, she’s wearing them again. She wears them with just anything, too. It’s not even like they’re a good pair of shoes that matches everything. Bathing suit, short skirt, sweats, it’s all good with these shoes!

Ah, the slutty clothes are a sign that she is back in business.

Can't see down far enough to notice any abs. My eyes get stuck on those stupid hats covering those stop wigs covering that stupid bald head, and then I get too annoyed to look at her any longer and I move on. Maybe her abs are nice, maybe they aren't, but until she fixes that face, I'll never know for sure.

Crazy bald fool.

Mother of the Year

did she really wear the same shirt out clubbin that she did to work out in? i'm sure it smells as nice as her boots.

plus, she looks like she's stuck in a constant state of Flashdance.

i think she's sucking it in bigtime because her stomach doesn't look so tight in some of the photos. or she just got those abs airbrushed on like janet jackson.

Still has thunder thighs.

Her legs look like tree stumps.

What an ass,
what an ass,
what an ass,
what a mighty stupid ass.

# 9 No shit, huh???
I have to do it the hard way

#8 better than her last song (Look at me now, I'm broken).

Its about time, cause if the world is going to insist on giving her attention all the time the least she can do is have an attractive body!

Gotta admit, the bod's looking much better, but what's with the trailor tramp clothes? Thought garbage sacks and mompants were in now...get a clue

Least she's sporting a little better wig these days.

mother want another?

Ah, what a way to start my day, looking at Britney's hot ass....me wannee do her in that place that girls dread. (doggystyle of course)

We might as well brace ourselves now. In less than a year, she's be doing her choreographed jiggle-spazzing onstage, lip-syncing to her #1 hit on the pop charts, some bit of drivel about having "been to hell and back" but she's "still standing" (yaaaaakkkk). And it'll be a sellout crowd, packed with young girls who think she's an icon. It's just a matter of time.

Perfect outfit to wear to her child custody hearing. Nice to see she's changing her ways.

27: "me wannee do her in that place that girls dread".

The bathroom at Applebee's?

i'd do her
probably do her again and again and again after that.

Cocaine really burns the fat away!

its good to see her back to her old self though i must admit. i didn't think she was gonna make it without taking multiple trips back to rehab and then finally blowing her brains...well, killing herself.
but who knows? she might just turn great

27: The gyn's office? The bathroom after a man uses it? Where?

The clothes and work she had on her body do make her look pretty good. But remember --- beneath all of that is a ugly snatch and trashy voice to go with it.

...in other words: i'd still do her.

Good to see she didn't use Tara Reid's doctor. Britney is still a train wreck....

HATE HATE this dumb bitch...i bet she thinks she'll show everyone with her triumphant return to the good ol' glory days of sexy bruteshit, her greedy handlers with their daily encouranging of their cash cow(punt intended) less they have to go get a real job. waste of fucking space.

She looks like she's getting ready for her Latin Tour. "Una Mas Briney! Una Mas!"

Same ripped fishnets from last week?

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/04/britney-spears-millenium-dance-abs-23.jpg

Damn, she better get a job soon. Is 10th Avenue in Times Square still looking for streetwalkers?

#37 Britney's not the train wreck, it's just her slutty clothes. but she's better now. 26 days of rehab really paid off.

So why is it possible for Britney Spears to look this good after two kids and fed-ex and Paris Hilton isn't dead yet? somebody shoot the bitch already!

41, how is she not a train wreck?

Bored and sleepy. I need a drink.

Seriously, I'll bet she could kick a football through a brick wall and still be accurate from forty yards.

From Jessica Lynch's congressional testimony today:

"Following my rescue, the doctors in Landstuhl, Germany found in a physical exam that I had been sexually assaulted," she said. "Today, I continue to deal with bladder, bowel and kidney problems as a result of my injuries. My left leg still has no feeling from the knee down and I am required to wear a brace so that I can stand and walk."

Gross. It's so ugly when they survive.

Great... just when I thought I was done whacking off to her. My hand is so fucking confused...

i'm not so sure she's had work done because she doesn't have that freaky "Tara Reid Lumpy Tummy"...she's only in her mid-20s, it's EASY to dump a lot of weight FAST at that age with diet and exercise. Plus you KNOW these Celebutards are all doing Clenbuterol and Steriod and every other damn illegal diet drug on the planet.

Looks like someone finally sat Brit down and told her what she needed to hear. Namely, no one likes you for your, personality, talent or smarts, beacuse you have none of those. The only way your gonna be usefull again is if you look sexy and shut the fuck up. Now go out there and get your slut on.

Do people here actually think she has musical talent? I mean, do any of you feel she can actually sing?

If so, come find me, I'll help put you out of your miserable exsistance.

now if she can just get her hair back, she is jerk off material again!

I don't think she's getting lipo or anything. I think she's just on her diet pills again. Doesn't anyone remember when she dropped her bottle of Zantrex at Heathrow airport??

42 lemme just put is this way, at least she doesn't have herpes

See, now here is what has me worried. We all know she's a train wreck and we all dislike her, but at least for me, and I'm sure I'm not alone, I dislike K-Fed even more. So what's gonna happen if Britney puts out a song with a catchy beat that completely talks smack about K-Fed, going on about how he isn't any superstar and who he was living off her fame and is a big fake and a loser and bad in bed and all sorts of personal stuff. How am I going to be able to resist NOT loving that song? How will any of us be able to resist?! See, she can use K-Fed to make us all like her music, because we all share a mutual hatered for him. So if a song like that does come out, what are we to do?!

She looks good enough to pork to me.

Just have to get away before she goes nutso again.

i dont know why i spend so much time here with you blatant life losers since im pretty have a life and am going to study medicine in cambridge..i guess its got something to do with... no i jus have no idea..its madness and i am no longer amused. so to anyone who's gonna diss me jus know this ur blowing hot air up ur own ass cos im never coming bak agen. im now gonna use my spare time to study to be a financial advisor and buy some stocks, erm byee and have the nicest life u possibly can, but dont worry- no ones expecting much while ur still addicted to this site

xx

#55 - Huh? Is anyone supposed to know who this is? Or care? I'm confused.

belly and ass toned up - still has hog legs.

But the biggest problem is that hillbilly/dumbfuck face -- those only look appealing when girls are 16-18.

That's not a gigantic booty. Buffie the Body has a gigantic booty.

@55 - Is this Conrad Black??

I dispise text talk.

R.I.P. Bird Hat
April 1 2007 - April 24 2007

#55-- Wow. I can't even begin to comprehend how inflated that was. Jesus christ...

Studying medicine usually means more than hitting up mommy's pill cabinet.

#55 that was pure, unadulterated DOUCHEBAGGERY!! good job!

#55, if you're going to medical school, I'm the freaking Queen of Egypt. Oh sorry, that would be Ejupt in your grammatically-challenged world.

#55

"if a tree falls..." zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hahaha 64!

55--ur pts are fkd

#55, you're so lucky my zipper's stuck. u might as well be giving hand jobs for tuition money

Surgery? If you think that surgery is required to get her body back in the timeframe she's had, try going to the gym, lifting weights, running a few sprints, and putting down the Burger King. She certainly COULD'VE had surgery but no way in hell she needed too Body's lookin good. But not back to her peak [yet]. Still looking like a trailer park prostitute though.

Hey 68! How do you think I'm paying for college? Damnit, that ho is giving hand jobs a bad name...

and you know that how 52?

#55 - you, me. brownshower. pronto.

#70 you can always be a male prostitute. i did it once. i got all the way to my SENIOR year without ANYONE knowing that i was sleeping with the deans wife...until he caught me. now my life is over! aaaahhhh!
**runs down the hall butt naked with shoes on

but 73, i dont have a penis. unless you count the one in the jar on my mantle....that'll teach that bastard to answer his phone!

#55 - schack, is that you? It's ok, I forgive you for standing me up. Just stop using these fake identities, I can always tell it's you

#15 And then lo and behold, every single time we see her, she’s wearing them again. She wears them with just anything, too. It’s not even like they’re a good pair of shoes that matches everything. Bathing suit, short skirt, sweats, it’s all good with these shoes!

Forrest Gump: Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere.

#71 isn't it obvious? everytime u see her photos, she's smiling. people with herpes don't smile...

PARIS HILTON on the other hand (and that includes lindsay lohan...probably) usually have faces that look as if they're constipated or have diarrhea. that's usually what i like to call the "outreak" face. but then again, i wouldn't know...im just a local.

#74 damn! right when i was about to ask you out and spread rumors the next day sayingi banged you. i guess there's no hope for guys like me...well, at least not with psychos like you anyway

If Britney leg pressed a truck, I wouldn't even be surprised. If she leg pressed two trucks that would be impressive, but her legs could practically throw a single truck.

...NO OFFENSE...i'm pretty sure ur a nice girl

78 - EVERYBODY'S already banged me. Ain't no thang.

It doesn't matter how much she weighs - a sack of shit is always going to be just a sack of shit.

and I'm not a nice girl I'm an experienced woman. :-D

#79 man if she leg pressed a MONKEY i'd be surprised. my usual thought of her was her laying on the couch with a half-smoked cigarrette in one hand and Jayden in the other with a half empty tequilla bottle on the floor. OH, THE CELEBRITY LIFE.

@83 EVERYBODY??? hmm...i guess im shit outta luck now huh? but wait...ur experienced. i'ved been waiting to lose my virginity. where have you been all my pathetic life!!!

85 - Getting banged by Everybody. Duh.
I'm bored, I wonder if anyone in my office hell would notice if I picked up this pretty pink pen and jabbed it into my ear. That would at least get me out of the trade show tomorrow....

i'd notice. you wouldne be leaving comments anymore...
hey N@ughty! u got nice boobs! EVERYBODY! check out N@ughty's boobs! myspace.com/angieatkins

and for you sickos, no, they're not "naked boobies"

thanx superfish. at least mine are real...BEAT THAT PAM ANDERSON! HAHAHA

can we get a new post PLEASE?!?!!?

#84 Your description of her lifestyle is probably dead on. I'm only trying to illustrate the extreme leg muscle mass of the beast known as Britney Spears.

I donate all of my handjob money to Live Aid.

Who would ever know that this girl is rich? She looks like a poor small town stripper.

Just a small town girl living in a lonely world... ( I love that song)

Anyfuck she's still FA.. damn she's really not fat anymore. Awe I miss Fatty Spears. Her body is still VERY gross, her abs still need work as does her ass and her arms and legs are wayyyyyy to beefy, god she has the pysique of a man. Take off the wig and the makeup and get rid of her boobs( which she is clearly already attempting to do since her tata's are 1/3 of what they used to be) and she would look just like a man.

Why did she take her skirt off? Twat.

Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown has named her new daughter Angel Iris Murphy Brown, PEOPLE has confirmed.

The child, born on April 3, is named in part after Eddie Murphy, whom Brown, 31, says is the baby's father. Murphy, 46, has said he wants a paternity test.

"Melanie spent a while deciding on the baby's name," a friend of the singer tells PEOPLE. "It was inspired by a number of things."

On Tuesday, Brown, who lives in Los Angeles, explained the name in a brief statement released through her London reps.

"Angel, as she was my little angel through my pregnancy," she said. "Iris, as it's my grandma's name, Murphy because he's the dad and Brown because I'm the mum!"

Angel Iris is the second child for the former Scary Spice. She has an 8-year-old daughter, Phoenix Chi, with her ex-husband, dancer Jimmy Gulzar.

In March, Murphy's new girlfriend, film producer Tracey Edmonds, told Chicago's Power 92 radio station of Murphy: "There'll be a paternity test and if it's his then he'll be responsible."

Why are people so mean? It SEEMS like everyone is jealous of her!!!
Ease up people, to bad people dont put as much energy into things that are important.

God this is boring...
Off-topic, but what the hell do we have here for entertainment?

Q. What do Virginia Tech and Mount Everest have in common?

A. They're both minus 33 with one killer slope.

She seriously thinks this is better? She's still a lazy crap eating pig. She just looks like a busted-up prostitute who's had surgery.

i really think the boots are hiding an ankle monitor of some sort...

I am looking on in contemptuous judgement, my tummy brimming with a goulash of Fudgesicles, 8 single-servings of Canadian Swiss, a honey-oat granola bar, fingernail bits, and Pepsi. Diet starts Monday!

#96 - that picture is the most tastelessly funny thing I've seen in weeks! LMAO!

96 - Oy....

#76 - Forrest Gump: Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere.

They are magic.....how else could you explain how they've lasted this long and haven't melted off of her discusting little piggy hooves?

damn...laughing means hell, not laughing means migraine from holding it in.......dilemma.

They forgot to vacuum the fat out of Britney's arms ... creepily disproportionate ...

'I wouldnt fuck her with a stolen dick'

BORED! Someone entertain me please!

Hey fishstick, don't do it!!! Use the green pen.

I'm actually having to WORK today...

But it's cool, just makes the time go by faster. Plus I get wine and hamburger helper after work!!! Yayyyyyyy!!!!!!!

Here's a stolen snippet of the sort of monologue that sifts through her raisin brain at any given moment...

"Gaw, I am so, like, tired... of hearing 'bout those young 'uns, but, no this boots is hawt on my feet! Paps... go away... naw, COME BACK! See my new tummy in these HOT pants fishnet ripped!..."

mmm...hamburger helper.....

I'm seeing it's a slow news day here.

I wish she'd give Bush a blow job so we could impeach him.

I was more interested in the wine, but hey, I'll save you some helper

Must be nice being able to blow so much money on plastic surgery to make your tummy all better.

She's still trash. Can't get injections for that.

When I was 26, I whacked off the pleasure knob in a bathroom stall @ work. All the while, the janitor sudsed the toilet bowl in the stall next to me.

but can you polish your own german helmet?

I just wanna say that even though this is a slow news day, it still beats the fuck outta the perezhilton.com site. If I see them draw on one more goddamn picture I swear...

on the side, I live in Saskatchewan, and yes, cowboy boots DO go with everything...haha!

the temperature is reading almost 90 degrees in this office, and no, there is no a/c. sweaty fishtick.

Courtney - Kindly do not mention the "P" word. Unless it is to graphically describe how "P" gets routinely bum-pummelled by this:

http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/gacy-thumb.jpg

Sorry wont happen again.

FIRST!!!

Oh, wait... DAMN!

It's ok. You're a prairie dog, so all is forgiven ;o).

actually I love living out here... and my car's only 80$ a month to drive :D And getting your license is free and a high school credit! where else do they do that honestly?

Where's Evian_Baby. I miss her already... *sniffle*

Dammit....I wore the wrong trashbag today

Hmmmm.

Marin FRIST.

I bet Britney has pimples on her labia.

I'm so cool that I get trolled under TWO different nicknames! How sweet it is to be envied so much.

Thanks for putting me up on a pedestal Ass Ferret Troll!

i will say...i'm kinda diggin' the long brown hair look on her. even if it IS a wig, i think it looks okay. oh GOD, did i say that OUTLOUD?!?!?

I think the whole skirt removing thing PROVES that she is still super crazy and that the rehab accomplisehd nothing.

Do not EVER confuse weightloss with sanity.

She is as crazy as ever.

#126 -- HAHAHAHAHAHA ...

Awesome.

I have very similar hair,
Except mine is REAL and grows out of my head instead of being ripped off hundreds of mutilated dolls heads and glued to the scalp by the maid staff. Plus my hair smells like a bouquet of roses instead of a bouquet of cigarettes covered in cat pee.
My hair is also longer, fuller and wavy. So really Brit's 'rug of the day' is just the same color as my beautiful, real hair and honestly I find that offensive.

Wow 2 kids and NO STRETCHMARKS?????? I know she couldn't of had a tummy tuck. Her belly button would look way diffrent, like more flat. I don't doubt the lipo. Must be nice....

#127 - "Ass Ferret Troll"??? Yesterday it was your chocowinkie. Get some help, dude, you're making the rest of us sick.

Time for Timer!

shes looking great

Is this going to become a trend?
Multimillion-dollar-airheaded-bitches dressing like a $5 whore?

Sorry if anyone's made this point already (I'm at work, don't have time to read 136 posts), but it's sure awesome to see Britney's got her priorities in order. I mean, getting your Pussycat Dolls body back (sorta) is WAY more important than spending time with your kids. Children are just another accessory today, like your diamond-studded BlackBerry and your big fake tits. Way to go, Britney! You rule!

ewww she's still fat though... a fatty with muscles hah!
my mom's stomach looks exactly like hers... and suprise surprise!!! my mom got ab implants in her tummy AND a liposculpture... wonder why i find them similiar. :S

What do I have to do to get Jimbo to suck my mudflaps?

As much as it pains me to type this, she is looking good. It's amazing at what two hours of applying a stray tan can do for one's ab muscles.

To all you schmucks who think she got lipo: How is she meant to do that with the paparazzi following her 24/7? If she visited her local "suck and tuck" don't you think we would have photos of it?

You also might like to know that if she did have lipo she would have to wear a grannie girdle for 3 months. Clearly in this trailer trash/hooker outfit she isn't wearing a girdle.

She isn't thin but then again I really don't think we need another Kiera Knightly or Nicole Ritchie.

Gag.

I'd still hit that. Then toss her down the stairs to retrieve me a beer.

I wonder through which hole they removed all that whale-blubber.

It doesn't matter what your body looks like or how you got it to look like that. What matters right now about this young, immature woman is that her babies are without her. No matter how young they are, they know who their mother is and their natural instinct is to want to be with their mother. She may one day have so much regret because it won't matter what she looks like or how much money she's made when her two little boys don't want anything to do with her.

Acoording to all those tens of gallons of blubber,it must have been a large hole.

Um, yeah. I just looked really close and realized that's not Britney. It's Michael Jackson!

@19 - her abs do look like Janet's, but not 'cause their airbrushed. It's the scapel that has professionally chiseled their similar appearance.

Didn't she used to say that she wanted to be like Janet.

Well she got her wish. Which just goes to show that sometimes you don't really want what you wish for.

p.s. - 'till someone invents "liposhoulder", she still looks like a man...

she looks a HELL of alot better.
though, she needs some new wigs..

quick..somebody tell gnc to stock up on Cheetoes as the newest fat-burning miracle!

Why does she need to wear a hat on top of her wigs? Why can't she just be like Tyra Banks or Beyonce and leave the hats at home.

I'm really surprised what's possible with surgery lately.

On the last three pics,it looks she doesn't feel familiar yet with her new 'coat'.

She could have all the plastic surgery in the world & still look skanky. It's what she is.

#149, the cheetos are what they dangle in front of her on a stick while she's forced to run on the treadmill. They initially tried to force her at gun point but she adamantly refused and cried in the corner.
Cheetos were the only inpsiring option.

she looks... better. a lot better. but she still has broad man shoulders. no amount of lipo, diet or exercise is going to change that.

Plastic surgery and drugs. But still a stump, and has ugly tits and a scarred up cooter.

She's still ugly and once again, no kids in sight...piece of shit,,grow some hair and take off those stinken boots, bitch.

wow, so now she's worked her way up to being almost 20% as attractive as any fitness-chick in any gym in any city in the United States

and she remains less than 1% as talented as C.Aguilera

B. Spears, an untalented ugly chunk of shit

Big, hearty S-shaped shits look better than little squirty ribbon-like shits, but the end result is still the same.

Dahm she's hot again, this sucks...Now how can i diss her ever again.

Hot, my ass,,u would be screwing her and that wig would fall off and for a minute u would think that she was a one of those cult people that shake those tamborines at the airport.

she's got the ugliest taste in clothes, what the hell?

damn she looks good!

She's looking the best she has in years.

is her bare-foot and pregnant phase over yet?

Even at her worst, Britney is eminently fuckable.

Why is she dressed like a prostitute ?

I liked "fat" Britney better.

And where the f do people even buy shirts like that?

BOY WHEN YAH GOT MONEY ALL IS YOURS. SHE WILL ALWAYS BE CHEAP TRASH TO ME AS LONG AS SHE CONTINUES TO NEGLECT HER KIDS

ANGRY! What the hell? I have been trying to lose 5lbs for the past month by eating veggies and fruit, and this stupid bitch loses 25lbs in a week?!?!? What the hell dude!?! 5 LBS! NOT MUCH TO ASK FOR, RIGHT?!?! oh man that makes me angry.... ANGRY I TELL YOU! She looks good! she looks better than me!! I was so happy when that wasn't the case!! oh man... this bitch is annoying me so much more now... GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS! if they're still alive from eating dirt and being neglected FROM BIRTH.

she looks... better. but she still has broad man shoulders. no amount of dieting, exercise or lipo is going to change that.

sorry for the double post. i could have sworn it didn't show up the first time... lol.

95--You mean like how Britney hasn't put forth any energy into her 2 little boys? That kind of energy?

NonE of this conceals the fact that: WE SAW YOUR TWAT AND ITS FUCKIN' GROSS!!!

here's your new name...twatface...fits u perfect..

Admit it, A: Kate Moss or B :Brittny
A: Nicole Ritchie or B: Britany
A: Kiera Nightly or B: Brittany
Pick a hollywood stickfigure Karen Carpenter wannabe and compare it to good ole Brit. you going for Brit every time.
And that sweet ass is a nice bonus. That kind of ass:
1. Makes a real nice sound when slapped a little during sweet sweet love.
2, That squishy/bangin' sound is the best.
3. Anal Sex, 'nuff said.
and
4. A great place to park your middle finger while watching a movie.

Remember
YOU CANT GET TO SNOOTY
WHEN THE SUBJECT IS BOOTY!
YOU CAN'T GET TOO SNOOTY
WHEN THE SUBJECT IS BOOTY!!!

also, as long as she has saliva, you have a place to wash you sphincter flavored digits.

168-she ripped it off a Bratz doll

I don't care what anyone else says, I think she looks fantastic!!! =) She's been working hard to get back not only her career on track but her life as well. And she is doing awesome. Keep it up Britney!!!

Damn! She got into shape real fast! I might have to start being attracted to her again.

hey mother want another!

she needs to stop those tofu injections now that her ass is back to being nice and tight. otherwise she'll end up like that skeleton Jeanna Jameson

@178-179 -- must be brittney, coz everyone else thnks your a stupid asshole, and your so-called comeback will be retarded..If u think our mom's r gonna let us buy your music after the shit u pulled, u r fff'nnn kidding yourself..bitch...go home and snort coke,,we don't want u....

HEY BITCH--DID U FEED YOU KIDS TODAY? COZ, I'M WILLING TO BET U FED THAT DOG OF YOURS. YEA, THAT'S RIGHT,,PUPPY MORE IMPORTANT..YOUR UGLY AND BALD.IF U SHAVED THAT HEAD, THEN Y AREN'T WE SEEING IT..WHAT'S THE MATTER, DON'T LIKE OUR BALD JOKES...? HAIR OR NO HAIR, YOU SUCK...

Oh yea, your STILL FAT , TOO!!!

kelLIE, turn it down a notch. You're not behaving very gentlemanly. If you think that's what fat looks like you're either projectng your feelings of inadequacy due to your own porky obesity or surviving on two half eaten carrots a day. Personally, I go with overweight pig.

Little something everyone seems to forget..Brittney , u know was kissing on Paris at one time,,which means she's also HerpesBrittney....yea, I like torturing this bitch..she deserves it.

FFFFFFF UUUUUUU and the dick u just pulled outta your ass...if u call 110 lbs. at 5'7 fat, well then I'm fat, asshole..just coz I say things like Dude, doesn't mean I'm a guy..all my chicks at school say, DUDE..DURRRR!

#184-DUDE, I think u want me to be a boy, coz with that Plowshit name of yours,,the thought of a school boy excites u....your a sick fucker.

going to Govt.class, be back to trash your stupid ass in 50 minutes...assholes

@186 -- Riiiiiiiiiight. You have one of those carnival mirrors at home, don't you? Just replace one of you 7 meals a day with a delicious weight loss shake and you'll and months to your life.

Oh yeah, no high school allows their students online access throughout the day, especially for your idiotic banter. Nice try.

I'm a senior asshole, don't know what stupid ass state u live, but down here in Florida...we do what we want...we're advanced..remember Jeb, yea,,he gave our state shit that yours didn't get..get a brain...

#190 You're a senior asshole??? I knew it!

#190 And that "shit" would be...state-sanctioned anti-abortion license plates? Goood luck in that "govt" class in a state where "we do what we want."

And my condolences to your mom for not being able to flush you all those years ago.

Just dont buy her cds, lets teach her a lesson, that you cant fuck your life up shave your head, be pathetic and get away with it.

#192,hey chicken...some reason u picked this name for youself? huh! Poor little baby was a chicken that had to run from the bigger boys at school...I'll bet your ass got kicked f'n hard...

#194 Once again, you've proved you're not only limp, but stupid and tiresome as well. What else can we expect from someone whose most overused insult is "FFFFFUUUUUU"?

@190 -- You do know Jeb and W are related, right? Didn't they teach you that in gubment class? I guess one child was left behind after all...

Everyone knows the George screwed over Jeb for the White House..poor,I mean rich babies...yea, I did know...I happen to love Govt. so freaking kill me..not stupid like u, not old either,,that's why we don't pick up newspapers like old people do....

We have the internet,,don't need no freakin newspaper,,aaaaa hole....

#196 Dr. Phowstus, kelli wasn't left far ENOUGH behind, because it keeps coming back. Sort of like when you go into a restroom stall and see that little piece of poo that just wouldn't stay flushed...except that poo is smarter.

Any dude who wouldn't hit that is either a feg or a liar. The only thing better than a millionaire chick with tig 'ol bitties & a matching ass is a CRAZY millionaire chick with tig 'ol bitties & a matching ass ... oh, and low self esteem too. Excuse me while I polish the bishop to Brit's sexy ass.

200- u r so hard up...u must be gay if u want to screw a bald man named bittney...gross.

@198 -- That is by far the dumbest thing you've written so far. No, I'm fucking serious, that was fucking idiotic. You must be like Rainman without his fishsticks when the power goes out. Oh, my bad, that movie came out the year you were supposedly born...

what the hell is a rainman,,,must be u whoever it is...don't judge me..

Kelli, dude, Jeb is an idiot, you're an idiot, and the people in your "advanced" state can't even figure out how to fucking VOTE right. Shut the fuck up, senior asshole.

#203 Don't judge you? kelli with an "i", you'll NEVER win "Best in Show" with that attitude.

@203 -- It is my responsibility to judge the illiterates of the world. My question to you would be, if you are 18 (comma comma comma), what's it like having a mom in the same general age group. Only incest could have produced your stupidity, so I would put your mom at about 28, maybe 29 (comma comma comma).

i think i understand why the most popular name in Florida kindergartens is Chad.

Señor kelli has a dick
doo-dah doo-dah
or wait,
should that be.....
Señor Kelli is a dick
doo-dah doo-dah

LadyJane, Mr. kelLIE is now confused and keeps drawing a squiggly line in crayon over her 'n's" right onher monitor. He has no idea why it doesn't show up when he hits "Post Your Comment".

@207 -- hahahahahahahahaha

Dr. Phowstus, I do love you.
Rather, I love your cock.

And speaking of cocks, how's yours kelli?

Did Kelli tuck her dick between her legs and run away? Awwww....

@ 201 - If wanting to hit that makes me
gay ,,,,,,,,(note the stupid comma usage) - I guess i'm a feg. Boy - it feels good to be "out".

@ 212 Nah , I think his mom took him to get his sack waxed.

@214 -- That would involve his mom putting honey all over her tongue.

Oh Geez, if all comments on this blog were like this one, i'd be glued to my computer all freaking day long. School? nah. Work? What's that.?

This is SO much more entertaining that having people post how much they rate brit's hotness. Who cares about her anyway. If her sexuality is the only thing she has to sell, that in itself is sad. Even IF her ass is hotter than mine (and of course this is hypothetical... of course) what would you do after you fucked her?

My guess is any guy would put her back in the dumpster they found her in, and go back only when they felt that tingling again...

why does she drive a lousy SL 350? Maybe she really is broke.

Sorry boys, but I did have to go back to class...I do have a school life, homework,bitches.....

I can't believe how jelouse all of you ladies are!! #16, I'll bet if you could wear clothes like Brit you would. You are probably a huge cow!! #132 I have had 2 kids and I have no stretch marks on my stomach. When Brit did her video, Slave 4 u, she was beautiful. So hot and sexy. She is just getting back into shape through work-outs and dieting. All you girls wish you looked liked her. All the guys only wish she would look your way. Haters!!!! I love you Brit!!

francesca,,,we know your brittney and guess what,,u will fail this time...people think u really r the anti-christ and a horrible mother, bitch....go get stoned...