"OK, the finest ass contest is over cus this girl from my math class just won!"
From EAZY MUTHAFUCKIN E on Apr 4, 2004
Recording...
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Honey, I think you've been working too hard.
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Oompa Loompas
Now I can stop feeling weird about my natural attraction to Oompa Loompas.
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Tuition in Singles
Tuition has more than doubled in the 5 years I've been an undergrad. In Colorado they take our school money to fix the roads. The roads still suck so I decided to be a pain in the ass. It took 2 hours for all of it to be counted at the cashiers office. They had to accept it because the dollar bill state "this currency is valid for all debts public and private" or something like that. I would love it if this became a national trend!"
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Fuzzy boots? Really?! Those are sooo '97
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"This baby took 3 weeks, 2 pens, and a letter grade."
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Lindsay Lohan's butt comes out at the Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards of all places. As if this wasn't embarrassing enough, she was slimed right after the picture was taken.
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"$25....6 lbs of beef...HUGE SHIT AFTERWARDS" 
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"A guy at work played an eBay prank on me. After 4 hours of work and 300ft of tinfoil I had my revenge. Note: the keys of the keyboard are all individually wrapped and those are his sandals on the floor."
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Confused?
Only one path leads to glory. The others lead to certain doom.
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Earth's Facebook News Feed
"The economy is still f*cked."
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AmazingSuperPowers: Survival
Funny Cartoon
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Pot Cookie Monster
Somebody makes Cookie Monster's cookies more... special.
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Realistic Names for Videogames [PIC]
Your favorite classic games get renamed.
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Prank War: The Yankee Prankee
Amir ambushes Streeter and his girlfriend at a Yankee Game by having Streeter unknowingly propose to her via JumboTron.
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Monopoly Man Goes Bankrupt
Recessions affect everybody, from Baltic to Broadway.
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Crazy Gideon's Electronics
YELLS CREATE SALES
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Military Water Bomb
Operation "Waste Time and Resources" was a complete success.
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Insanity in women occures sooner than you think...
Rick Astly looses in the 80's...12y olds become taken by demons...story at 11:00....
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